Your Weekly Top Ten Won’t Pledge A Loyalty Oath To Idiot Donald Trump Either

OH HI WONKERS. This news week killed us dead. And you know what? Next week will probably be just as crazy! For now, let us sit here in our jammies quietly and read the top ten stories of the week while we drink our coffee, which may or may not definitely have like three shots of Baileys in it.

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