Your Weekly Top Ten Is OMG LOOK THE EASTER BUNNY!

Hi, everyone! It is the weekend, and if you are us right now, IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY! Happy birthday to you, if you are us! But if you are Wonkette Toddler, you are the EASTER BUNNY! (See above.) OK, so it’s the top ten countdown, and you know how that works, but we will do that in a sec.

First, let’s pay the bills, because those are important. You see, we have no ads, therefore all our operating expenses and all our modest but livable salaries are paid by YOU! Yes, you right there, and...

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