Your JJ’s Horoscope

gatsby’s green light: the JJ’s sign

You probably have a shit load of papers due this week and won’t have time to eat dinner during “normal people” hours. Or maybe a drunken version of yourself with suddenly crave a quesadilla. Whoever you are, you’ll probably find yourself at JJ’s sometime this weekend, and trust me, I already know what you’re gonna go for.

Aries

Ditch the tiny plastic cups and fill a paper salad bowl with soft serve ice cream. You deserve it. Just don’t...

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