WTF? Adam and Eve's Skeletons Found South of Denver?

Twenty-five years ago this month, a major national newspaper announced that Adam and Eve's skeletons had been found in Colorado, with an expert speculating that the Bible's Garden of Eden had been discovered south of Denver. And so what if that publication was the Weekly World News, which was fake news before fake news was cool?

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