Woman Allegedly Leaves Husband After He Drunkenly Gets Penis Tat On Leg

Resident of Southsea, Hampshire Stuart Valentino (which sounds a lot like a name you would make up while stoned and talking to a cop) reportedly got wasted with his “friend” who let him tattoo this six-inch penis on his thigh.

Not only did he get a tattoo of a penis on his leg, but he apparently inked the schlong all by himself.

Unfortunately, being who I assume is the first person dumb enough to get this tattoo, he couldn’t be sure how the world would take it. Stuart is...

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