Why Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder Need To Get Together ASAP

I have a very important announcement to make: Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder must get together immediately. Please, take this information and tell your friends, call your Congressman and representatives, write letters to newspaper op-ed sections, and generally do anything you can to get the message out. Keanu Reeves and Winona Ryder need to rock each other's bods hard. And it needs to be now.

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