Why Does Cavs Executive Nate Forbes Have Such Goofy-Ass Hair, Man?

Have you seen my fuckin' hairdo, man?? Photo Credit: David Richard-USA TODAY Sports

Everyone look at this dude Nate Forbes, on the right, a part owner of the World Champion Cleveland Cavaliers. He is a grey haired older dude, like most rich guys, and he has the goofiest hair I've seen in my life. When he went to his barber, he said, "Hey, I want my haircut to grind against the edge of reality itself, while still seeming like something a GOP Super-PAC benefactor could feasibly wear at a...

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