Why does Adidas keep making college teams wear hideous garbage?

Adidas must be stopped for its crimes against uniforms.

Nebraska has beautiful uniforms. Adidas is making Nebraska ditch those uniforms for a game this year to wear these:

On its surface, this isn't bad. Ugly and a jersey version of Space Invaders, sure. Egregious? Not necessarily.

However, this is just one in a long line of crimes committed by Adidas. Some Adidas jerseys, like the one above, are merely unnecessarily ugly. Others genuinely offend me as a human who...

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