Who Is April’s Hot Slut Of The Month? 

Here at Dlisted, April was definitely the wettest month. Panty pudding geysers were released after watching musical stallion Jackson Parodi tickle the ivories of an accordion. Tears of happiness streamed down faces while reading the happy story of Karamel the squirrel who got two front wheels after losing his arms to an animal trap. Blood spewed out of eyes at the sight of bald-headed nightmare monster Hugo. And we all drooled out a river of jealousy over learning that the Mary River Turtle...

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