Who in the hell is Hope Hicks?!

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(In this brand new, hastily conceived premise, Salon will use the otherwise unlimited space of the site to profile a person in the news who has, until recently, lived largely under the radar. And by under the radar, we mean above gratuitous satire.)

FULL NAME: Hope Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte Hicks

OCCUPATION: White House Director of Communications

TWITTER: @hopeandka-ching

LAST HOPE STANDING: Hicks, 28, is Donald Trump’s longest-serving political aide....

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