When You Stare into the Abyss and the Abyss is a Mark Cuban Tweet

I know what you're thinking: this DeAndre Jordan-Clippers-Mavericks saga has been pretty good, but it was always missing something. We had emojis, a race against the clock, a possible hostage situation, and chicken tenders. It was almost perfect. The only thing missing was sex. Sex sells, after all, and a sexy subplot would have put this over the top. Well, keeping form, at least Mark Cuban tried.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/68224Cuban on DeAndre: "Makeup sex is always the best sex but...

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