When a baseball comes at this pitcher, sunglasses get the save

I took a baseball to the brain the other day. Early indications are that the hardball survived the collision - only slightly less rounded - and my brain as well, though as one colleague put it, "What exactly is the baseline for mental acuity on your part?"

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