Over ten percent of Americans claim to not believe in God. Those 32 million people have a wide array of reasons for not believing–growing up in a faithless family, thirsting for moral independence, struggling with the fantastical magic man in the sky thing. For me, pubes are the reason I’m an atheist.
Yes, you read that right. PUBES.
[The masses begin to file out of my TED Talk at my local middle school gymnasium]
This is my thesis: If there was really a right-minded,...