Aries: March 21 – April 19th
Nursing a hangover from Saturday night.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
Spending time with family members you make an effort to avoid the rest of the year.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
All of the calories you’re going to consume from chocolate bunnies and marshmallows.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Spending money on baskets and eggs.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Waking up early.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
The political rants you...