What Do You Mean There's No Snooze?: The Ejector Bed

This is the ejector bed built by Colin Furze. When the alarm clock goes off it activates two flashing lights, two fire alarms, a firework, two semi truck horns, then launches you out of bed. Well it just kind of tips you out of bed unless you turn the pressure on the air tank up high enough. I want it to blast me so hard I shoot through the wall and knock myself unconscious on the clothes rod in my roommate's closet. God willing I'll be out for at least another hour. You ever been...

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