We Don’t Wanna Die: Ear Wax Statue Trump Vows To “Totally Destroy” Rocket Man And N. Korea

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Trump Threatens To “Totally Destroy” North Korea

Man, we got families to live for. Careers to see flourish. Student loans to pay back. Well, damn them student loans, Sallie Mae can choke. Point is that we don’t wanna die, but it appears that war is inevitable if you let Donald Trump tell it.

The reality show star-in-chief took his nuclear d**k-measuring contest to the United Nations where he held his tiny orange pecker in his tiny little hands...


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