Watch Out For Drunk Food This Semester

The start of the semester is rolling around, and with that comes the return of the bad habits that have become ritual year in and year out. As students make their way into dormitories and classes, they also make their way into emergency rooms and slide right into an extra three percent body fat. And sure, fall semester entails a lack of boats, a severe drop in scantily-clad woman, and absolutely zero trace of a man named Phil who defies logic by becoming infinitely more and more sunburnt;...

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