Vino Valpredo Sonoma County Mix (6)

A list of skills you'll acquire after you drink these wines

-Parakeet-to-English translation

-Vampire detection

-Record-setting shelf assembly

-Idiot tolerance

-Karaoke proficiency

-Victory in all hoop-based carnival games


-A perfect shave every time

-Cat telepathy

2012 Vino Valpredo Pinot Noir, Russian River Valley, Sonoma County 750ml 2-Pack Alcohol 14.3% Appellation: Russian River Valley Varietal: Pinot Noir Harvest Date: September 2012 Barrel Aging: 10 Months...

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