Video Of Green Goblin Style Jet-Powered Hoverboard Going 103.4MPH

This is a video of a jet-powered Flyboard Air being piloted up to an alleged 103.4 MPH while hanging out with a Lamborghini, plus doing a bunch of other general flying around and having a great time. I'm going to be honest though, the soundtrack kinda made me wish music had never been invented. I TOLD YOU KIDS TO STAY OFF MY LAWN. Regardless, would I ride a Flyboard Air at 103.4 MPH? What is this, an after-school daycare program? Call me when they can do 400MPH and I'll show you a man...

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