Unlucky 19-Year-Old Bama Kid Never Makes It To Spring Break, Arrested With Truckload of Natty And Weed

The drive to spring break sucks balls. I don’t care if you’re driving 45 minutes or 20 hours — I’d rather take 50,000 volts to the nipples either way. You’ve got to constantly suppress your need for speed as cops from tiny ass towns are posted up, waiting to make their monthly quota at your expense. You’re also usually hauling more illegal shit across state lines than the Escobar family and you don’t want some hero cop sniffing around that. Unfortunately for one University of...

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