Two feet of "heart attack snow"? Looks like a no. "Life-threatening" conditions? Debatable. But one thing's for sure: shit is getting pretty weird during Winter Storm Stella.
On Tuesday morning, two runaway ponies scampered out into the streets of Staten Island, ostensibly to do the stuff ponies do best: galloping at a moderately fast (though wholly unimpressive) pace and pooping all over the place.