Two Ponies Managed to Escape and Run Around Staten Island in Winter Storm Stella

Two feet of "heart attack snow"? Looks like a no. "Life-threatening" conditions? Debatable. But one thing's for sure: shit is getting pretty weird during Winter Storm Stella

On Tuesday morning, two runaway ponies scampered out into the streets of Staten Island, ostensibly to do the stuff ponies do best: galloping at a moderately fast (though wholly unimpressive) pace and pooping all over the place.

Local SI resident, Robert Stasio, told Gothamist he saw the ponies dicking around...


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