Trump Picks Mar-a-Lago Member As Ambassador To South Africa

Lana Marks, now Trump's official nominee for Ambassador to South Africa, designs handbags, and in another coinky-dink, just like Comrade Stupid’s former Campaign Manager Paul Manafort, the bags are in the same petting-zoo-meets-bad-taste category: they made from exotic animal skins, such as alligator and ostrich, and sell for between $19,000 and $400,000 a pop.

But I digress!

Let’s examine Marks’ qualifications for the appointment:

She is a member of Merde-a-Lardo

OK, then!

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