This ‘Hazing Machine’ For Frats Being Sold On Craigslist Is Basically $200 Worth Of Broken Glass And Impending Lawsuits

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I can think of 600+ other ways to haze a fraternity pledge that don’t involve spending $200 on a giant wooden board full of broken glass and stray nails, but then again that’s because I’m a sadistic fuck who likes to kick puppies and drink orange juice immediately after brushing my teeth. Some people aren’t creative. Some people can’t tell the difference between a flail and a halberd and if you’re one of those people then the “Drinko Board” is probably...

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