The True Story Of How A Man Dressed As Jesus Saved Me From Going To Jail

Four years ago, I posted this picture anonymously to TFM:

Photo via Megan Campbell/The Daily Barometer

Anybody can plainly see that something incredible is happening here. It’s a golf cart filled to the brim with boxes of Franzia with four police officers standing around it scratching their heads. They know it’s illegal; they just can’t figure out what to charge me with.

It’s taken me four years to figure out how to tell this story, which is unquestionably the greatest of my college...

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