'The Tonight Show' got Andrew Luck to say he sticks his head out car windows like a dog

Also, Aaron Rodgers would probably be a good hardware store salesman.

Jimmy Fallon's "Tonight Show Superlatives" segment is one of the best recurring things on his show. So, in honor of the new NFL season, Fallon got NFL players to read out the superlatives the show wrote for them.

Here were the best ones: Joe Flacco -- elite quarterback, not-so-elite partygoer:

D'Brickashaw Ferguson:

Andrew Luck:

Aaron Rodgers:

To be honest, all of these are accurate. Probably way too...

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