The 'Mad Pooper' Is Terrorizing a Town with Her Turds

Police are searching for a mysterious female jogger who has been terrorizing a Colorado Springs neighborhood with heinous public poops, KKTV reports.

The woman, who local residents have nicknamed "the Mad Pooper," first jogged into town over the summer. At first, she probably seemed innocent enough jogging through the neighborhood, out for some sun and cardio or whatever. But the town soon found that she had much more nefarious, turd-related intentions.

Local homeowner-turned-victim Cathy...

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