The Lions Should Back Up A Brinks Truck For Matt Patricia

Matt Patricia, in shorts, in a blizzard. @ABC6 #Patriots

— Ian Steele (@IanSteeleABC6) January 4, 2018

I’m not even a Lions fan, but I’ve never been so sure that the Lions should back up a Brinks truck and tell Matt Patricia to rub his big beard all over the Franklins in the back. Tell him to fill a pool with the Franklins. Fill up the back of a Ford F-150 with Benjamins and drive it to his house in the woods where he can cut wood and watch tape.

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