The Goopiest Lines From Perhaps the Goopiest Goop Profile Ever

Chavie Lieber, a writer for Racked, has taken a look at Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow’s sole job for 2015. Lieber has truly done more than taken a look—she’s captured Goop in its very essence, stringing words together until they wrap you in a warm cashmere blanket of Goopiness, until you can hear Gwyneth Paltrow softly whispering sweet nothings your ear, the scent of her expensive perfume surrounding you as it lulls you into a deep trance.

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