The Cool Girl speech in 'Gone Girl' was about Chandler Parsons

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COME ON AND SLAM: LeBron signed a production deal with Warner Bros., which has everyone praying that means a Space Jam sequel is on deck. I vote that we heckle LeBron by sing-yelling "COME ON AND SLAM IF YOU WANT TO JAM" at him mercilessly until he agrees to beat the Mon-Stars' asses.

THE SPURS' HIDDEN COST: Satchel Price on the depth San Antonio conceded to secure LaMarcus Aldridge.

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