BREAKING NEWS, gang! The abominable Android malware monster has been spotted roaming the wild, wild Web once again -- lurking in dark corners and jumping out to shout "BOO!" at anyone who looks his way.
You remember this lumbering loon, don't you? He's the goofy fear-monger that shows up on these here Webs of Inter once every month or so. And no matter how many times we wave him away, he just keeps coming back -- somehow even more desperate to get our attention each and every time.