This is a video of an emotionless Slingshot rider set to Simon And Garfunkel's classic 'The Sound Of Silence.' It is the very reason I log onto the internet every morning. Also, why is this guy so emotionless? You think he used to be a human cannonball in a circus? I bet he used to be a human cannonball in a circus. "Next time I want you to cut the cords before we reach the top," I imagine him telling the ride operator as he got off. Keep going for the video.