Ted Cruz Teaches America How To Cook Bacon With A Machine Gun

Ted Cruz is here to teach us how to cook bacon. You think there isn’t much to it — just throw it on a pan and on the strove — but that’s not how they cook bacon in Texas (apparently). Cruz, who is seeking the presidency with some lagging poll numbers, shows us how to rap bacon around a machine gun and then go out for target practice.

Apparently it tasted good, so I guess that’s all that matters.

h/t IJReview


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