SuperSonic 5.5" Unlocked GSM Dual SIM Smartphone

WHAT'S THIS? LOOKS LIKE A MENU SCREEN. WHAT IS THIS, A RESTAURANT? A PHONE RESTAURANT? SCANDALOUS. 

OOH, LOOKS LIKE THIS PHONE ALREADY HAS SOME APPS LOADED. HMMM, "CONTACTS"? SEXY. "EMAIL"? SEXY. "WEATHER"? SEXY. "CALENDAR"? THIS IS SUPER OBSCENE. 

WUH-OH. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ALREADY INSTALLED WALLPAPER. IT'S A JPEG OF A BIRD IN FLIGHT. WHOA. I MEAN, EVERYONE KNOWS A BIRD IN FLIGHT IS CODE FOR I-HAVE-SECRETS-AND-THEY'RE-NOT-FOR-PUBLIC-CONSUMPTION. SOMEONE'S IN HOT WATER NOW.

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