Super Manly Remedies For The Very, Very Legitimate ‘Man Flu’

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1. Drink water super masculine, tough guy liquids. Hell yeah! Put water in a glass mug and drink that ish. Man Flu is so dehydrating, you need to just stay on top of that.

2. Take a warm shower, but be, like, really tough about it. Flex in the mirror while you wait for the shower to steam your bathroom, that’s manly. It helps soothe your sinuses Uh, it DEMOLISHES your MASCULINE, MUCUS-FILLED sinuses.

3. Drink a bowl of chicken noodle soup hot water with METAL NAILS IN IT.

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