Summertime, and the Kitchen Is Easy (Or It Will Be With These Dinner Tips)

Dear Mouthy Housewives,

I'm too lazy to cook dinner for my family this summer, plus it's too hot. Any ideas?

Signed,

Kitchen Is Closed

Image: Phalinn Ooi via Flickr

Dear Kitchen Is Closed,

Boy, did you get lucky that it's my week to answer questions, because I just so happen to be a total foodie!

Wait. "Foodie" means "wino," right?

Listen, I, too, am hot and lazy right now, so I don't even want to think about dinner and/or giving you a decent answer. But since I am a fake psychology...

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