Stupid Idiot Dumbo Supreme Allegedly Robs A Royal Farms At Gunpoint Then Tries To Flee Using An Uber, Obviously Fails

The Baltimore Sun

I’ve always wondered if you could use Uber as a getaway car. Not seriously, mind you – more in the “hey if I were a complete moron without the faintest idea of how to successfully rob a RoFo at gunpoint, what would I use as a getaway car? I know, UBER!!!” sense. Like you wouldn’t order an Uber right before committing a crime and use it as a mean to flee the scene, right?

Right?

Not for Dashawn Terrell Cochran, allegedly.

Dashawn Terrell Cochran, 23, faces...

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