"And so the happy little monster cub lived with his mommy and daddy monsters happily ever after. Okay, pal. Time for bed. Let me tuck your thorax under the covers and get your horns all snuggly against the pillow."
"Dad, I'm scared!"
"What's to be scared of, son? You're perfectly safe. Mom and I are just down the dark, dripping corridor in our lair."
"What if there's humans?"
"Under the bed!"
"Don't be silly, kiddo. There's no such thing as humans! That's just make believe,...