Steel Yourself For Wonkette’s Pittsburgh Drinky Thing, Right This Dang Afternoon!

Donna Rose is a Super-frog (turtle?)-astronaut hero! In Fargo!

Attention Pittsburghers, Pittsburghians, or whatever you people are! Stop your piratical steeling (not to mention your flappin’ around like Penguins) and get yourself to the Penn Brewing Company, 800 Vinial St., for the Great Wonkette Drinky Thing / Get Your Guns Off My Lawn World Tour! It is TODAY from 2 p.m. to 5 p.m. EDT!

Directions and more info at this here link right here. Lots of parking available at this charming...

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