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In the golden age of manliness, men had no need for coats. They walked bare-chested into the storm and yelled FIGHT ME, GOD OF LIGHTNING into the harsh ice hurricanes that ravaged the dragon-filled seas. But today, men break into "feels" when they hear a TV show might be delayed a few weeks. So that's why the men of today need coats.

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