Someone Invented Jeans And Pajama Pants That Will Make Even Your Deadliest Farts Smell Pleasant

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Everybody shits. Everybody farts. Everybody is fucking disgusting when no one is looking. Hell, some people are disgusting when people are looking. And some special people, like an ex-girlfriend of mine, are disgusting in their sleep. Poor girl unknowingly had her ass turn into a fart cannon when she slept. Suffice it to say, we did not last long because (shockingly) I found it difficult to find her sexy after I had to endure hearing her asshole do it’s damnedest to...

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