Shia LaBeouf Gets Pissed And Shit Around The Web

Human butt polyp Shia LaBeouf was spotted yelling and getting physical with his girlfriend Mia Goth in Germany. The argument seemed to revolve around her taking his backpack. He later said he would have, “killed her” if he had stayed around, which is both frightening and a clear over-estimation of his ability to fight women.

Read all about how not scary this ass munch is. (The Superficial)

Hey, wanna see Micaela Schafer’s tits? Well, you’re in luck! (Egotastic All-Stars)

Evil fucker...

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