Seth Meyers Plays "Fortune Cookie or True Detective?" WATCH!

"Better to walk before they make you run."

"A full moon is the best time for ratifying alliances."

"Never do anything out of hunger, not even eating."

Quick: pick out the quote that's an actual line of dialogue from True Detective Season 2!

Trick question! They're all from TD2 (though it could be argued that the first line is actually stolen from a Rolling Stones song), and if you thought those words sounded ridiculous coming from under Colin Farrell's '70s cop 'stache just wait...

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