If you really like it, you've got a brag rug
Use it only on a mountain and you've got a crag rug.
Let the end of it touch the ground as you walk and you're using a drag rug.
Tie it to a pole and enjoy your flag rug.
Does the color make you sick? You've got a gag rug.
Let it age and repurpose it as a rag rug!
Keep it until it gets droopy and you've got a sag rug.
Put it on a male deer and enjoy your stag rug.
Impress your dog with it and it's a wag rug.
Don't want it to be a zig...