Robert Mueller Is Reading Erik Prince's Obamaphone Sexts RIGHT NOW

We have long felt that one of the best parts of the Robert Mueller investigation will be either when we get a perp walk or an FBI raid on Blackwater shit-mouthed Jesus sadist Erik Prince and his stupid blond hair that's always so perfect he looks like he's about to go meet some dude named Kevin he met at the gym for some old fashioned ass sex. [Editrix: "Evan, do we want to be less YOU ARE GAY about this?" Evan: "No."]

Well, this isn't a perp walk or an FBI raid, but we learned last week...

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