Red Sox 4, Royals 10: The bullpen blows up, blow up the bullpen

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In the process of invading the Aztec Empire, Spanish Conquistador Hernan Cortes decided that the best way to prevent (further) mutiny was to sink his own ships. His men might not like him, or want to continue on, but with their only way home deep underwater, the only real hope of survival was to move forward with the conquest.

Now, I'm loathe to suggest the Red Sox imitate one of history's great monsters, but we might be getting to the point where it's time to...

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