SCENE: A pet shop with a bored looking proprietor. A customer approaches
CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy a parrot.
OWNER: Certainly, sir. How about this one? It’s a Norwegian Blue. Beautiful plumage.
CUSTOMER: It’s not moving much
OWNER: It is tired and shagged out after a long squawk
CUSTOMER: Fair enough. How much is it?
CUSTOMER: I’ll pay with this Bitcoin
CUSTOMER: But on LocalBitcoins, it is over...