POWER-UP - Are Fire Flowers Considered Performance Enhancing Drugs?

POWER-UP by SergioDoe

Athletic shoes weren't very popular in the Mushroom Kingdom before Bowser came to town, but now that he and his koopas and goombas are constantly lurking around everyone started wearing sneakers so they could run faster, jump higher and squish easier. Luigi noticed the trend, since he'd always had a good nose for business, so he started making sneakers durable enough to withstand the harshness of a super bros. lifestyle. He called them Ladidas, and promised they'd...

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