Porsche’s Subscription Car Service Is Letting Members Drive Nearly Any Car For $3,000 A Month

Porsche

Don’t you get sick of waking up in the same mansion every morning, kissing the same beautiful wife, taking a morning dump in the same gold-encrusted toilet, then scurrying off to your cushy job in the same Porsche 918 Spyder that can hit 60 mph in the time it takes you to say ‘Big SwinginDick?’

What a fucking drag.

Well, my friend, I have the solution to all your diversity “problem,” as long as you got an extra $2,000 or $3,000 a month in disposable income to spend...

What feeling does this article give you?
Joy
Disgust
Fear
Anger
Sadness

#hashtags to follow:

Don [+]    Porsche 918 [+]    Spyder [+]    Big Swingin [+]    Dick [+]   

More #news:

Loading...