Police fired after claiming mice ate half a ton of missing weed

If you give a mouse a cookie, he's going to ask for a glass of milk. If you blame half a ton of impounded cannabis that's gone missing on said mouse, it probably won't go over well with the judge. 

Eight officers near Buenos Aires, Argentina, were let go after they claimed that weed missing from their warehouse had been eaten by hungry rodents. 

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According to the cops, mice ate 540 kilograms of confiscated...

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