Pauly D Allegedly Got “Ab Etching”

You know how the Jersey Shore douches are all about that GTL (gym, tan, laundry) life? Well, that was years ago and now sources are saying that Pauly D is currently more about that PTL (plastic surgery, tan, laundry) life, because they say his hard cum gutters are from something called ab etching.

Pauly is currently chilling in Cancun where he’s been filming the revival of MTV’s Spring Break (Now With Less Roofies). I’m just kidding–there’s probably the same amount of roofies...

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